This is a handy, easy-to-deliver toast thats perfect for a person of few words. That the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below never fall out. A quick death and an easy one. Last two But if you must lie, lie in each others arms. In the days of old, when the knights were boldand the women chased the menThe men like fools got out their toolsand chased them back again. May you live to be as old as your jokes., #9. Here's to the jolly old game of Toes,A better one NEVER was found. till it's out of me and out of you. 66.) 3. [1910 Toasts of the Century. 62.) 54.) A mans wife has more power over him than the state has., #18. 40 of the Best Drinking . A BAWDY BIRTHDAY TOASTI would like to thank all for coming, especially my parents,________ years ago. Our first toast is arguably best suited to a family gathering or for a night out with good friends. "The Postman cameblue or the gray" toast.]. Again, its not laugh-out-loud-funny, but it has a mix of mischief and humour and its length makes it easy to memorise. [1986, acquired from Elsie Elliott according to 1992 Fahey. I drink when I have occasion, and sometimes when I have no occasion.Miguel de Cervantes, 76.) That's why the parlor lamp went out. ]Variant: Here's up to it, here's down to it,Damned anybody can't do it,Ought to back up to it, step aside and let me do it, 'cause I'm used to it,Birds do it on the fly, dogs do it 'til they die,Here's to it, let's do it, let's watch the fur fly . ", "May your glass be ever full,May the roof over your head be always strong,And may you be in heavenHalf an hour before the devil knows you're dead.". So, lets all get drunk and go to heaven! Whether it be for the history, culture, pubs, or shopping, there are many reasons to. "Here's to the land of the shamrock so green. You can find out more about our use, change your default settings, and withdraw your consent at any time with effect for the future by visiting Cookies Settings, which can also be found in the footer of the site. goes back to WWII. ], [Contributed by CR MCPHERSON